A new year for new peekaboos.
Don't get eaten by the bed monster!
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It's just right to start the year with a good dose of excitement and therapy. So here are some ways to welcome 2006 with a bang. Channel your inner insane self, and spread the new year joy!
Disclaimer: Though there's a slight risk that you will be jailed and / or stoned to death after doing doing these deeds, don't frown. At least you had a fun new year's eve! Go rebellion!
1. Claim you're the real savior of the earth.
2. While on the dinner table, pretend you suddenly have amnesia.
3. Move to Chile and don't tell anyone.
4. Declare war to a foreign country.
5. Give all your belongings to your youngest family member, the one who probably needs it the least.
6. Invade another family's house, eat dinner there, and sleep in their beds. Very Goldilocks!
7. When the clock strikes twelve, release all the animals in the nearest zoo.
8. Speak extra loud to people with names beginning in C.
9. Kidnap a cockroach from your neighbor's kitchen and make it your new pet.
10. Perform exorcism on a random person walking in the street.
11. Call someone from a foreign-language speaking country and even if you don't understand a single thing, converse for six hours!
12. Go to the nearest police station and tell them you're the criminal they've been looking for.
13. At midnight, announce to everyone you've just won the lottery.
14. Sing everything today! Every word, sentence, and piece of conversation! Be a musical! Exclamation point!
15. Promote cannibalism. Screw the ham, and serve your younger brother.
