Was with Fred in the MRT going to Makati. Last saw each other grad day so it was all nice. Caught up with what's happening in each other's lives and roamed around for a while.
In the train, we stood up and gave our seats. Fred, who was feeling extra-sociable, decided to converse with one of the ladies.
Fred: Miss, you can take our seats right there.
Lady: Salamat.
After two seconds ...
Fred: I'm gonna go to heaven.
